My boy said:
"Listen to me, I met this girl at work, and she's been giving me those eyes
like when we meet outside of here, you're in for a surprise boy."
Excited, he went on to tell, "I saw her on Friday
of last week with alcohol. It was a co-worker party."
"She's hot, she's blonde, she's dumb. She's perfect.
She's a typical inside of a pornographic. I'm
working not to slip her mind,
and work it, work it."
I'm not done:
He began to softly laugh and said, "Oh, it ain't so simplistic.
Here comes the catch, she thinks I'm sticking around,
but it puts my lifestyle at risk"
She's hot, she's blonde, she's dumb. She's perfect.
She's a typical inside of a pornographic. I'm
working not to slip her mind,
and work it, work it.
"And that was the night that we first expressed it.
I took her aside and the laundry room showed me her intentions, yea,
and later on I wondered was it possible that she was serious.
Sucks that I'm so goddamn honest."
"Woah, I hope when she pulls out her hair because she don't
know what she did wrong to break a pair that felt it
woah, fall apart when I'm not there, that she can
hope"
"And that was the night that we first expressed it.
I took her aside and the laundry room showed me her intentions, yea,
and later on I wondered was it possible that she was serious.
Sucks that I'm so goddamn honest."
credits
from Evin Baird Trio [EP],
released April 22, 2011
special thanks to Ron Shpindler ex(girlfriend?) for being so HBDP
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